Lightning Round: Tequila, Sharks, Hair Transplants & The Best Fast Food Fries | Fast Five Shorts

Well, let's go to the lightning round. Question number one. It was National Tequila Day on Friday. What's your go to tequila order?

I love margaritas, you know, so that's a really easy answer. But I will tell you when High Noon came out with the tequila. High noons. So I can't taste.

You know, vodka isn't supposed to have any taste anyway. I can't really taste vodka in High Noons. But when they came up with tequila, you can taste the tequila. It tastes like tequila.

It's delicious. And so I highly recommend those. Nice. Nice.

Are you a frozen or on the rocks margarita, or do you both know. I never dabble with frozen, only rocks. Salt, Always. And yeah, the.

The whiter the tequila and less yellow. The. I'm sorry, the whiter the margarita and less yellow, the better. Yeah, for sure, for sure.

You know, it's funny, I just was literally having this conversation with my wife this week, and I was like, you know, I think I need a frozen margarita again. It's been like 10 or 15 years since I've had a frozen margarita. I think I need to have one. Are we ready for question two, Chris?

We are. Let's do it, Josh. So it is Shark Week this week on the Discovery Channel, which is amazing because it's been running for 38 years. So my question to you is, would you ever go in a shark cage or diving with sharks?

Oh, man, that is such a good question. First of all, I didn't know Shark Creek was that old. That makes me feel really old. But I am fascinated by sharks.

Josh. Like. Josh, sharks are like my. The animal that just absolutely captivate me the most.

Like, I would not watch Jaws until I was, like, 14 or 15 years old because it freaked me out. And I still don't like going swimming in the ocean because of sharks. So my answer. My answer to you is resolutely no.

I'm never going into a shark tank for all the money in the world for two reasons. One, because I'm deadly afraid of sharks. But. But two, I think I'm more likely to die from my scuba gear not functioning correctly that I actually am from the shark in the shark tage.

So. So that gives you a sense of who I am. As for my personality, Josh, would you go in a shark cage? You probably have.

I've never gone in a shark cage. I think I would do it, but to your point, the only thing that scares me is, like, oxygen. And so the sharks don't scare me as much as, like, something going wrong there but my daughter did ask a funny question today. Cause I was talking to her.

We've been watching Shark Week. And so when we were driving to daycare this morning, she was like, she was like, daddy, do sharks sleep? And I was like, I have no idea. That's a great.

Knows. Nobody knows. Great question. Nobody knows if they sleep.

Yeah, it's crazy. Like, it's crazy. It's. Nobody knows the answer to that.

It's so fascinating. Sharks are such a fascinating, fascinating animals. But I've been freaked out too, Josh, by all the recent social media posts of, like, people swimming next to great white sharks in California that don't know the great whites are there that you're seeing on drones now because of all the potential climate change activity changing the, the migration patterns of sharks. So, yeah, dude, no, I'm not doing it.

I'm not doing it. All right. John Cena reportedly said recently that his two hair transplants, quote, totally changed his life after more than 20 total hours in surgery. Wow.

What celebrity do you think needs to just give it up and embrace his baldness? I think Donald Trump, I think, oh,. My God, that's so good. So his, I mean, his head looks flat on top, you know, completely flat.

And it just kind of falls over. It looks square. You know, it kind of looks like a rectangle head. And so if I was him, I would just go bald.

It would make, make it harder for people to impersonate him because they can't wear that, that wig. But yeah, I say Donald Trump, he's got to get rid of that, that hair. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that's so good.

You know, I was thinking like, John Travolta was my answer, but I think he's kind of finally thrown in the towel. But, but as I was thinking about this question too, like, I saw David Spades like, toupee. Oh, my God, it's terrible. But I don't know what he'd look like bald.

So I think he's probably better off with it. Toupee. USA Today readers recently ranked the best fast food french fries in the United States. And surprisingly, Chris, a taco joint came out on top.

So what is your go to destination for fast food? French fries? A taco. A taco shop came out on top.

Josh, which taco shop? Del Taco. Del Taco came out on top for french fries. Wow.

Oh, God. Okay. My favorite French fry. Easily it's in n out.

I love in and out french fries, especially with a lot of salt on them and stuff. But you know, it's interesting because I'm going out to California next week and there's a Del Taco right next to the In N Out, Josh. So I might have to do a french fry bake offer taste test. I think that's.

I. I think that's what I'm going with. Yeah, I can't wait for that. You just.

You just made my trip a lot more interesting. Josh, what's your go to French fry? So do you have Culver's where you're at? Yeah, for sure.

Culver's is probably my go to both for burgers and french fries. I love that place. But there is another taco place that I've been to in Nebraska. I think it's Taco John's.

They have amazing french fries. Also. They're the crinkle Cut fries. Apparently it's a taco.

They have tater tots. They have everything. So, you know, these taco fast food joints are just expanding that menu, I guess. And I have had Del Taco french fries, and they are pretty dang good.

Okay, wow. All right, good. Good recommendation here.