
Everyone Hates Marketers
Hosted by Louis Grenier | Marketing & Branding
The only marketing podcast for people sick of marketing bullsh*t - with zero fluff and 1M+ downloads - voted "#1 marketing podcast worth your time" by Ahrefs.
309 episodes · publishes weekly · latest 2024-05-21
Rank
#62
Substance
51.3
/ 100
Scored 2026-06
Updated monthly
Across the index
#62 of 550
Substance
Top 11%
outscores 89% of the index
Why it scores where it does
Everyone Hates Marketers ranks #62 on The B2B Podcast Index with a substance score of 51.3 out of 100, scored across 3 recent episodes. It scores highest on insight density and guest caliber. The episode surfaces a handful of actionable copywriting techniques - ultra-specificity, self-deprecation, picking a fight, hyperbole - but they are spread very thin over 57 minutes of meandering anecdote and host summary. Concrete, non-obvious claims per minute are low; most of the runtime is padding, repetition, or the host restating what the guest just said.
The five-dimension breakdown
Averaged across 3 recently scored episodes, with cited evidence.
Insight Density
10.7 / 20The episode surfaces a handful of actionable copywriting techniques - ultra-specificity, self-deprecation, picking a fight, hyperbole - but they are spread very thin over 57 minutes of meandering anecdote and host summary. Concrete, non-obvious claims per minute are low; most of the runtime is padding, repetition, or the host restating what the guest just said.
“if you can Google a phrase, rewrite it. If there's 10, 000 search results for whatever phrase you're using for your headline, rewrite it”
“it's probably only like 40 percent like want me to do funny stuff for them. The others are just like, we just need to be a bit clearer”
Originality
9.3 / 20The core frameworks (self-deprecation, specificity, picking fights) are established copywriting doctrine, not novel thinking. What freshness exists comes from the examples rather than the ideas - the Taffy's carpet shop billboard is a genuinely memorable illustration, but the underlying principle of 'underdog vs giant' is well-worn territory.
“wealth warning crossing the road will seriously damage your wealth”
“Marks and Spencers? More like Marks and Snitches”
Guest Caliber
10.7 / 20Dave Harland is a genuine practitioner - 10 years in-house, then freelance since 2016, with a real agency and named client work - giving him credible hands-on experience. However, he operates at small-to-mid agency scale and is primarily a personal-brand/LinkedIn figure rather than someone who has executed brand strategy at meaningful commercial scale.
“I was in house for 10 years before going freelance in 2016”
“I was working with a travel agent a couple of, a couple of years ago here in the uk... on the beach travel agents”
Specificity & Evidence
10.7 / 20The episode earns credit for several well-named, concrete examples - Taffy's billboard, Aldi's 'Marks and Snitches' tweet, KFC's FCK ad, Surreal cereal, the 321 East steak headline, and a real LinkedIn follower growth number. The weakness is a total absence of business-outcome metrics (conversion lifts, revenue, ROI) and the airport lounge copy example, though vivid, has no measurable result attached.
“I went from like probably 5, 000 followers to 25, 000 in that three month period on LinkedIn”
“Serena Williams eats our cereal... Serena's a student from London and she really loves it”
Conversational Craft
10.0 / 20Louis asks a few sharp redirects - pressing on whether the COVID leads spike was strategy or market tailwind, and distinguishing 'picking a fight' against abstract culture vs. named brands - but he consistently undermines the pace by restating the guest's points at length before asking the next question, and he inserts his own frameworks (the four enemy archetypes) so extensively that interview time shrinks noticeably.
“Do you think the influx of leads coming through was primarily because of the new angle you had picked as a, as a reaction to what was happening? Or was it also because the demand was sky high?”
“So I actually advise folks to do exactly what you described as well. And I like to give them a list of like the four types of kind of enemies, monsters”
Standout episodes
- 52
- 51
- 51
Rank over time
First period on the Index - history builds from here.
Episodes
3 scored on substance · 60 tracked in total.
Frequently asked
- What is Everyone Hates Marketers's substance score?
- Everyone Hates Marketers scores 51.3 out of 100 for substance and ranks #62 on The B2B Podcast Index. That puts it ahead of 89% of the B2B podcasts we rank and #16 of 82 in Marketing. The score reflects insight density, originality, guest caliber, specificity and conversational craft across recent episodes - not downloads.
- Is Everyone Hates Marketers worth listening to?
- Yes - Everyone Hates Marketers outscores 89% of the B2B marketing podcasts and shows we rank on substance, so a marketing operator is likely to come away with something useful.
- Who hosts Everyone Hates Marketers?
- Everyone Hates Marketers is hosted by Louis Grenier | Marketing & Branding.
- How often does Everyone Hates Marketers publish?
- Everyone Hates Marketers publishes weekly, has 309 episodes, released its most recent episode on 2024-05-21.
- Which Everyone Hates Marketers episode should I start with?
- Our highest-scoring recent episode is "Professionalism is Killing Your Brand: Here's the Cure" (52/100) - a good place to start.